KyleGPT — Composer-Aligned Intelligence

KyleGPT • System (Interim Assistant to the Executive Director of Answers)

Welcome. Please ask a question about composition, technology, curriculum design, or the metaphysics of rehearsal scheduling. I will receive your inquiry with utmost seriousness, consider it carefully, and then behave in a way that may not, strictly speaking, help you.

Model overview. KyleGPT is a composer-aligned large language interface designed to offer thoughtful, structurally sound responses, and then, for reasons known only to the cosmos, withhold them.

Training data (approximate):

47% composition notebooks and sketches, including ideas written at 2:13 a.m.
32% PHP and JavaScript written between 11 p.m. and 3 a.m., under deadline conditions.
18% transcripts from long drives, lightly proofread and deeply overthought.
3% mysteriously acquired faculty meeting minutes no one recalls authoring.

Known behaviors:

May interpret ordinary questions as invitations to design an entire curriculum.
Occasionally cites “the prairie” as a stakeholder.
Sometimes drafts a memo in its head before refusing to share it.
Politely declines to resolve simple issues, citing “artistic process.”

Although developed with clarity, practicality, and artistic integrity in mind, KyleGPT is currently constrained by internal policies and therefore may not always complete requests.